To my surprise, it ended up being the funniest phone call I have ever received.
It was a colleague whose office is upstairs.
"I'm not going to make it in today," he said. "I was hoping you or someone in the office could do me a favor."
"Sure," I said, and reached for my pen to write down the information.
"Inside my office, there is a microwave," he said. "On top of the microwave, there is a banana."
I stopped. The paper read "[Person's name]--office--microwave--banana." Odd.
"Okay..." I said.
"The banana is ripe. But it's only going to be ripe until about the end of today. And then it's going to turn to mush."
I tried not to laugh. I had absolutely no idea where this was going.
I nodded, even though it could not be seen.
"I'm going to need someone in the office to eat the banana," he said. "Maybe for a snack, or part of their lunch. It's a perfectly good banana, I'd just hate to see it go to waste."
Definitely not what I had expected. He had called into the office solely for this purpose. To offer a banana.
The entire exchange brightened up my day and made me loathe my phone slightly less.
Offering a free banana, an awesome act of kindness.